June 29, 2006

Last day at work !!

Its been 22 Months here and to be honest I was looking forward to this day since 12 of those months !!

How do I feel ??

Well...... For starters I will be among the unemployed youth of India for the next two years :( So the thought is actually a little scary ....But I've heard of *great* things about FMS :) So looking fwd to that as well..

Will miss Deloitte very much...No.. not for its work, but for all the friends I am going to miss :(

And a *few* people in particular :-((

For all you work-aholics out there ......

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups -porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.

Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

Don't let the cups drive you... Enjoy the coffee instead !!

Story Courtesy : Suchitra

April 07, 2006

Keep Walking..........

The week before cat I weighed a whopping 115 Kgs Image hosting by Photobucket …That was November '05
Fast forward now to April '06. I weigh 93 Kgs. Just about 7 kgs more than what is optimum for my height Image hosting by Photobucket

How did I achieve this ??

Had I got a rupee for every time I answered this question during the last few weeks, I could have retired with my earnings right now Image hosting by Photobucket

I aint no fitness guru and I don't want to sound like one…I hate VLCC and their ilk..dont ask me the reason but some how I find them yuck ...

What you are going to read below is a simple, practical technique to lose flab….I did it and lost around 21 kgs in 3 straight months….I need not mention that to achieve this you require "dedication" and "fire" from within.. Atleast I did not have to bother in this aspect Image hosting by Photobucket (More on this some other day !! )
So ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever…… Kansultant's technique to shed weight…..and hey thank me ..i aint charging u guys a penny…..ok, I went overboard, anywayz read on Image hosting by Photobucket ........

1. Walk for 3 hours on Saturdays. Does it sound scary..Chill dudes and dudettes….Start with an hour's walk…after two weeks make it a two hour walk…and then make it a 3 hour's walk…Push yourself…You will be amazed to see the limits of ur body
2. Walk for 3 hours on Sundays…Same blah blah.
3. Every morning spend 15 minutes doing some or the other form of exercise…Make sure ur tummy size is given its due attention during this time Image hosting by Photobucket .
4. Avoid Rice at all costs..apart from the regular oil, cold drink, sweets, icecream blah blah !!
5. Drink water like u r a descendant of a camel. This wud mean frequent visits to the loo, but hey, that's a price worth paying aint it Image hosting by Photobucket .

That's it..Its as simple as that !!

I followed the above 5 points and lost almost 2 dozen kilos in a period of 3 months.. Thats a fact !!

So go ahead buddy…Get your motivation…and your reeboks..and hit the road……

Its really worth the effort…TRUST ME !! Image hosting by Photobucket

P.S. : Motivating myself to lose remaining 7 kilos is proving to be one helluva task Image hosting by Photobucket

March 23, 2006

Destination FMS !!

Yes, this is where I will be for the next two years of my life...

Kansultant is born again....Rejoice !!!

November 24, 2005

Kansultant meets Gopichand

This afternoon at office...

Kansultant  meets India's Badminton icon, Gopichand

Image hosted by Photobucket.com  

November 21, 2005

Kansultant Redux

CAT is done and dusted and now is the time to live up to the promise I made to myself…So here I go..
Today marks the 2nd innings of Kansultant's musings.

I have so many things to write and I wonder where to start....

Okay lemme begin with the latest happenings in my life..This is the synopsis….Details will follow suit soon

  1. CAT's done and dusted...I still believe I wont see the month of May'06 in this company….Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  2. Celebrated my parents' silver jubilee anniversary yesterday…It was one of the best days of my life…Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  3. Proposed to this cute li'l gal at office  Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  4. Got one of my "blog friends" a job at Deloitte. She is joining Deloitte in the last week of November Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  5. "Successfully" and "finally" wrapped up all the work in my looooooong project and am "bench" since a couple of weeks now…Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  6. Lost the bet with my brother. I was convinced that Sri Lanka would thrash India 6-1 Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  7. Lost the bet with my cab mate. I was convinced that Amelie had won the Oscars in 2001.Image hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  8. Won the bet with another cab mate. He was convinced Ganguly would come back to the team Image hosted by Photobucket.com
  9. Finished reading couple of Sidney sheldons. About to complete Gandhiji's Autobiography – "My Experiments with Truth"…Must confess.... It's a DRAG..Next in line is "How to win friends and Influence people". In the last few days I got an opportunity to do an honest appraisal of my life and  I think this is what I require immediately.
  10. Lost 10 Kgs..Image hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com Image hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com

Will post about each of these above happenings and many other things also in much more detail very soon…

P.S. : And for those interested, the gal I talked about in Pt No 3, asked me to "COOL IT" Image hosted by Photobucket.com

August 30, 2005

Ganguly Vs Anniyan

This is specially for people who have seen "Anniyan" Tamil Movie. Enjoy

For benefit of those who are not familiar with a famous dialogue from Tamil film Anniyan, the following conversation is based on that.

Ambi: Mr Ganguly, why r u shouting at the umpire, after u have been declared out ??? athu sattapadi thapu

Ganguly: Dey kudumi, naa yaar theriyuma…. bengal tiger……. appidithan katthuven.

Ambi: Kenya, Bangaldesh kooda century adikirele australia, pakistan na bathroom poralae y?

Ganguly: Naan "dada" da , thevayana apo mattum thaan aaduven.

Ambi: Mr Ganguly, captains like Ponting, Inzy, Smith ellarum century adichu team jeyika vaikara ,aana neengo aadave maatiringale?

Ganguly: Dey kudumi, athan Sachin, Dravid, Sehwag ellarum century adikiraanungale, apuram naan yethuku adikanum

Ambi: Alatchiyama pesathingo Mr ganguly, aduthava talentla fame gain pandrathu thapu!!

Ganguly: Poda kudumi, yenake advice pandriya #%@^#$%^@$%^$%^$%^


Anniyan:  DEY ******(Bad words)

Ganguly: Yaarunga neenga gillespie maathiri hair style vachurikinga???

Anniyan : Naan avan ila da yema . Yenda run adika ve maatingara,

Ganguly: Batting form appo appo vanthutu pogum, cricketla ithellam sagajam thananga.....

Anniyan : Ippidi soli thapichidalaamnu paakiriya.....

Anniyan: 5 run edutha thapa?????????

Ganguly: Onnum thapu ilinga......

Anniyan: 5 matchla 5 run edutha thapa?????????

Ganguly: Thapu maari thanga theriyuthu..........

Anniyan: 5 varushama 5 5 matchla 5 run edutha thapa?????????/

Ganguly: Periya thapu thaanga...........

Anniyan: kamunati athathanda oruoru matchalayum nee panikitu iruka

Anniyan: Unakellam ballbojanam thanda. Nee than inime stump.  Akthar,sami,lee,mcgrath ellarum una vachuthan bowling practice panaporaanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


July 28, 2005

Yankee Ramayana !!

Couldnt Resist posting this :)


A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his grandmother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...

".......So,like this dude had,like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together.

But DUDE, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed... And you DON't piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like...,all the gods were with him.. So anyways,you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit like that.

So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...so they couldn't take them out for a drink,so they, like, decided to smoke and shit... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty cooool...you know with all those fireworks.. Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks..and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks..you know,like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know.

And,so dude, THAT was how, like, this festival started


His GrandMother fainted.



Its a New Season...........

After a long break from blogging, today starts the new season of kansultant's blogging.

Its a new season for many things i guess, its raining cats and dogs in Hyderabad this year. The MBA admission season has started and what more within a couple of days the Indian cricket season is gonna begin. Hurray !!

Currently listening to
"Seasons in the sun" by Westlife